Open (unnamed omnipresent nearly monopolistic music service/player) or Windows Media Player to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrassing it is.

How many songs? 5,246
Sort by artist:
First artist:
First by punctuation: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead.
First by number: 801/Phil Manzanera.
First by alpha: ABC.
Last artist: Zombie, Rob

Sort by song title: 'Till The Tide Creeps In, by The Thrills is first, Zomby Woof by Frank Zappa is last.
Sort by time:
Shortest Song: (Apparently I have a few songs listing a time of 0:00 which need to be gotten rid of.) The first song with time is The Misfits - Bonus track 2 by The Misfits at 0:06
Longest Song: Sister Ray by The Velvet Underground at 38:01

First Album: 21 Singles 1984-1998 by Jesus and Mary Chain (alpha: A Different Kind of Tension by The Buzzcocks)
Last Album: Ziggy Stardust [Bonus Tracks] by David Bowie

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Waitin' for the Man/Heroin [Live-Tom Vocal] by Cheap Trick
How many songs come up when you search for "sex?" 141 (Skewed by a 4 CD set named Sex, America, Cheap Trick)
How many songs come up when you search for "death?" 24
How many songs come up when you search for "love?" 360
How many songs come up when you search for "you?" 462
How many songs come up when you search for "why?" 12
How many songs come up when you search for "God?" 73
How many songs come up when you search for "crazy?" 9

Labels: songs