Wednesday, October 12, 2005
Happy National Coming Out Day

And I want you all to know... to know... that I'm... I... Oh, I'm just confused, right?
OK: I'm gay.
Or not. Perhaps I like certain men and certain women. Perhaps I just really like the Ambiguously Gay Duo. Perhaps I'm mondo butch and heterosexual. You just don't know, do you? If only there were some way you could tell...