Tuesday, September 27, 2005
A Meme of Seven: Bullet Time for Bloggers
Seven things I plan to do before I die
- Write at least one book
- Make this blog attractive
- Rip everything (I really want) from my cassettes and LPs
- Make a will
- Learn to Photoshop like a pro
- Run for political office (Despite my poor credit record and potty-mouth)
- Get a job doing things I love: writing, research, and humor
Seven things I can do
- Give subcutaneous and Intramuscular injections (IVs are more iffy)
- Train dogs
- Satire and parody
- Write well
- Use MS-DOS (very valuable skill)
- Defy gender stereotypes
- Clean the house (I think I can, I think I can...)
Seven things I can't do
(Things I'm either incapable of doing, am prohibited from doing, am not inclined to do, or can't do but could learn.)
- Drink alcohol
- Drive a motorcycle
- Speak a second language semi-fluently
- Be butch
- Have children
- Eliminate paper and book clutter from my living space.
- Play a musical instrument
Seven things that attract me to people of the opposite (and same) sex
(I could list countless physical qualities that get my attention, but these are the one that hold my attention.)
- Likes music
- Likes animals
Seven things I say the most
- "I'll buy that for a dollar..."
- "In a tribal society..."
- "Do you want to go up to bed soon?"
- "I'm not a sock puppet!"
- "Do you want to go out?"
- "I was watching this documentary..."
- "I'm sorry."
Seven celebrity crushes(Er, I'm not that superficial. OK, I am.)
- Vin Diesel
- Angelina Jolie
- Johnny Depp
- Seth Ackerman of FAIR (he's a celebrity to me!)
- Antonio Banderas
- Trent Reznor (I hear he's buffed up recently; I haven't decided if that's good or bad.)
- David Bowie
Seven crush-worthy bloggers
(Current roster of a rotating cast. Dating availability not a consideration (may actually be a drawback.) Mostly I love their minds. Some I have no idea what they look like.)
- Twisty of I Blame the Patriarchy
- Shakespeare's Sister of Shakespeare's Sister
- Pam of Pam's House Blend
- The Dark Wraith of The Dark Wraith Forums
- Prof. B of Bitch. Ph.D.
- The Heretik of The Heretik
- Norbizness of Happy Furry Puppy Time with Norbizness (Just because...)