Thursday, May 05, 2005
SlashFic Dot Gov
You, dear reader, are possibly aware of a phenomenon known as Slash Fiction. I haven't really read any myself, knowing it mostly through reputation. Follow the link above for a more detailed explanation.
This is probably not a new idea but why not political slash fiction? While there are a number of genres of slash, a central strain is of male/male erotic encounters. Soooo, my awful, very nasty idea is pairing prominent politicians in sex scenes. No, no one really wants to imagine this stuff because it's enough to drive you to a hermitage. Even I don't want to visualize it and it's my idea. Here's an example. Please remember this is fictional and satirical.
Tom DeLay reached around and tugged hard on Bill Frist's nipple ring. Bill groaned and arched his back. The Senate cloakroom was empty. Tom began to move faster.I'm so happy to have dragged public discourse into the gutter with me. No need to thank me. The look on your face is thanks enough. Hi-yo, Silver! Away!
"DeLay, DeLay," moaned Bill with strangled passion.
"I can't delay any more," grunted Tom as he...