President George W. Bush announced that he is nominating California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger to the Supreme Court. The news surprised many in the legal community. "I don't think a cyborg would make a very good Supreme Court Justice," said Jerome Whately of Washington, D.C. "And doesn't he have problems with his temper?"

Some Supreme Court watchers thought this was a shrewd move by Bush. "Short of a constitutional amendment, Arnold will never be president. This way he can influence government policy from a powerful position," opined Betty Surman, a reporter with the Christian News Service (CNS). Some doubted Gov. Schwarzenegger's qualifications. "Has he even read the Constitution? I think that has to be a prerequisite for the position," said Clarence T.

Gov. Schwarzenegger said he'd gladly accept the post "...for the sake of the children," a decidedly cryptic remark.